"BELIEVE ME, I AM NOT UPSET!"

*acting like I'm not visibly shaking*

Hello, everyone.

I'm really in a fearful mood right now, and I'm trying to settle down so that I can finally get some peace. I...I need this. I don't want to have stress hairs for the remainder of my 20s because of God paranoia. I'm tired, I just want to eat some wings/pizza, exercise and have some rum...play some video games, is that too much to ask for?

Maybe even talk like a person again...no, I like this gift too much. Just, I need to think.